Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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