It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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