I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
...so i touched it.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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