I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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