I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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