He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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