He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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