office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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