quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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