Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
