and you said cock pushups were impossible
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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