We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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