nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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