Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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