Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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