I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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