Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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