I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He kissed a someone with a penis
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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