Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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