I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
