Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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