The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
please come you make the beer taste better
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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