READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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