Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she pinky promised me she was 18
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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