Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
