i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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