Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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