Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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