She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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