Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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