my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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