just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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