he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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