have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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