The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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