When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
