Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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