oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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