When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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