Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Randomize
