Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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