I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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