I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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