so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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