i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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