Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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