i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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