Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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