Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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