nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I hope mine doesn't look like that
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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