return my video game
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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