then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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