I want to make a zoo with you.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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