I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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