just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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