if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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