so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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